so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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