Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just had sex bonerless
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My ass is underappreciated
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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