In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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