don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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