If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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