okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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