yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The feeling are messing with the penis
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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