I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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