Are we in a gay sports bar?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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