I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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