On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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