I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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