Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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