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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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