I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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