I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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