Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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