It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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