No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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