That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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