If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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