you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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