I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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