i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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