Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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