I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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