I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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