The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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