Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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