There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Drake has all the answers
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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