there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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