I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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