Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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