sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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