But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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