Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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