I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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