Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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