Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We're too hungover to prance.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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