Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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