I want to walk on stilts...naked
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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