Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She is in my trunk
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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