I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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