College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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