Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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