does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he was CRYING into my vagina
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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