So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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