just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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