the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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