she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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